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What better way to remind people to stop consuming than to wear anti-consumerist activist wear?
[Insert joke about the ironies of the totalizing nature of capitalism here]
Keep the sun out of your eyes with our Adbusters Turtle Hat and remind those following you to Live Without Dead Time. If you want an icebreaker for your next Tinder date, wear our A Billion People T-shirt and be sure to tell them all about your vote for activism and dating in the age of Extinction Rebellion. When you finally get around to donning our tote bag, put it over your head so you don’t have to look at the burning world around you, or the pointless clothes on your body because the world is too warm to wear anything anyways.
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